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funny doodle lyrics // cross my mind, river, and the last of the real ones

hey guys! welcome back to maggie’s doodles ๐Ÿ˜‚ so i’ve had the idea for this bonus series for months, but i was waiting until i had a couple songs to incorporate into it! welcome to funny doodle lyrics!

you know when you’re first getting to know a song, and you mishear a lyric? some misheard lyrics are just confusing, but others are absolutely hilarious!

i’ve doodled three different lyrics from songs i love the way that i misheard them! then i’ll share what the lyrics actually were.

let’s go!

funny doodle lyrics

ah so this one’s actually a realization, and less of a misheard lyric! in eminem and ed sheeran’s song river, here are ed’s real lyrics:

i’ve been a liar, been a thief
been a lover, been a cheat,
oh, my sins need holy water
feel it washing over me

and when you say ‘cheat’ and then ‘oh’ afterward… guess what it sounds like ๐Ÿ˜‚

i’m never gonna get the image of ed cheeto out of my head hahaha!

can you tell i think about food a lot? haha

i PROMISE i heard this, niall. in his song cross my mind, he actually says:

if you leave me like a message in a bottle
and you don’t come back tomorrow,
at least you came tonight
it’s easy to pretend that i’m not caught up

but AVOCADO NIALL LOL

i actually mishear a lot of niall’s lyrics. is it my ears, his accent? i don’t know. i turn to the lyrics all the time haha because i get confused.

anyway i always since the “avocado” lyric because it makes me laugh!

this one i absolOOTELY ๐Ÿ™Œ thought i heard correctly! fall out boy is known for their unique lyrics, and this sounds like something they’d say. but it’s not haha, here are the real lyrics in the last of the real ones:

i am a collapsing star
with tunnel vision,
but only for you, but only for you
my head is stripped,
just like a screw that’s been tightened too many times

the ‘head is stripped’ lyric that i did hear correctly should have been a tip-off to my error haha!

but C’MON i could see patrick singing that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–

thanks for reading!! i love this bonus series already, hehexD

what lyrics have you misheard that was confusing, weird, or hilarious? definitely let me know and i’ll see if i can doodle it!

which misheard lyric
is your fave?

15 thoughts on “funny doodle lyrics // cross my mind, river, and the last of the real ones”

  1. the amount of lyrics i mis-hear bc i listen to k-pop is INSANE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    also, this post is so funny! I can hear all of them ๐Ÿ˜‚ and it makes me laugh too!!

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    1. oh looolll i have that happen frequently with foreign songs, in spanish and french especially ๐Ÿ˜‚ my brainโ€™s trying to find the english hahaha
      thanks so much lili! same! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  2. Great post! I love your doodled lyrics!!
    I mishear a lot of Michel Jackson lyrics. Like ahemm.. “love is a donut” “Tell it to the preacher, salads are so free yeahhh” Those are both from the same song๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ (your not the only one who hears food in songs๐Ÿคฃ)
    I still don’t know the true words… Too lazy to look,
    Ok ok, I looked…
    It’s: “Love is a woman” and actually “tell it to the preacher” and “satisfy the feeling” ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธI gots dummy brain๐Ÿคฃ

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